But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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