How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
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