I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
We have so much sex to catch up on
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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