doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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