I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
i dont even know how to be here
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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