well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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