Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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