i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
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