I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
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