Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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