We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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