I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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