I wish I only lived at night.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
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