we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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