So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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