and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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