it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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