oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Its about making memories worth repressing
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
