Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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