In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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