I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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