the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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