So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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