Who did Billy Mays play for?
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
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