hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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