Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
NoShamevember. You game?
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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