Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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