Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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