Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
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