I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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