There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
gpnpr hd vmdd nm the ggrl whm was mn my lar
I need you to use more vowels.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
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