3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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