Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I wannas sexs uuuuu
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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