quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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