He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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