Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
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