Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
FUCK WHALES
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