Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Randomize
