I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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