so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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