thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
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