i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
You've changed since you got that strap on
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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