That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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