is your mom at the bar?
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
My purse is full of condoms and money.
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