You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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