i would punch a child for taco bell
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Randomize
