Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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