I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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