oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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