I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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