I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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