I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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