My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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