As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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